boxing gloves

when a guy cums on a girls hands while she sleeps and puts pillows on them so when she wakes up she has boxing gloves.

friend: what did you do for boxing day? Me: I gave my girl a pair of boxing gloves. Happy Boxing DAY BABE!

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velvet glove

when the penis is covered in semen from a previous encounter when extracted from an anus.

that bitch gave me the "velvet glove"

.....Me too !

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Muffin Glove

When you wear an oven mit and fist fuck ur bitch

Dude I muffin gloved my hot teacher the other day and she gave me a cross joint with 10 gs on it

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Glove Hand

An ailment or disease that normally strikes metal workers, carpenters, or manual workers of some sort, that suddenly effects said worker's ability to pick small objects up off the ground, due to the required thick leather gloves said worker wears.

"Todd, I got a bad case of Glove Hand again. I dropped a fricking wrench and I can't pick it up!"

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Penis Glove

When a girl acts like a 'dish' or such a good lay so much that the only redeeming value they have is that they can fit onto a penis, hence: a penis glove.

that chick, such and such is dating is such a penis glove, like I heard he even switches on her.

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Helmets and Gloves

A Type of Friendly Fighting (usually held in hockey dressing rooms) where two people are given only hockey: helmets and gloves, they fight with shots mostly to the head

"Hey you guys should go Helmets and Gloves"
"You guys should lockerbox"

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boxing glove

The triangular roll of fat on an obese woman directly beneath the FUPA (fat upper pussy area) that kinda resembles a boxing glove. A really fat cameltoe.

Those sweat pants really accentuate her boxing glove.

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