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" Hes a Gnome Inspector - He Inspects gnomes" -me
"cool man"- you
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To be thrown under the bus to such you are standing there looking like a yard gnome.
To be thrown under a bus.
to be stopped in your tracks with information
What the fuck, comes to mind.
Charles got yard gnomed, when his buddy suggested to his boss that Charles work on Saturday.
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To change from missionary to upright isolation. That is: interrupt mid-thrust to toss the woman aside violently. Best performed on an anniversary.
"What, Dean, you were saying...?"
"Right, John, sorry -- I was just saying that if this bitch shorts my stock again, I'm just going to hit it, quit it, and pull a gnome toss."
"Yeah, sounds reasonable. Lunch?"
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Extreme intoxication resulting from consumption of adult beverages - taking a person to a state of intoxication where they are no longer coherent or function with the blank drunk stare on their face, resembling an inanimate lawn gnome.
Man 1 - "Dude, what happened to you last night?"
Man 2 - "Bro I was totally gnomed"
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Rock gnomes are smaller and slimmer than dwarves. They have a lively sense of humor and love to play practical jokes on each other and other races. Gnomes are curious and bright, but are more widely known for their hardiness and ability to resist spells.
These gnomes are not to be toiled with.
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The advantage in life over a taller person
damon rizzo is short in more ways then one, unlike reeven(he's black) aka Gnome Leverage
Hey, I don't have to bend down to get that because I have gnome leverage
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when a hostile neighbor or mexican landscaper runs over the garden gnome with a lawn mower or demolishes it with another yard tool. Crazy cat ladies or the elderly then perform a burial for their wooden trolls.
Cole: Why does grandma have all those little dirt spots in the backyard?
Eddy: Well, she shot the neighbor's dog so he decapitated all her garden decorations with a chainsaw. All those dirt piles are freshly dug graves we are going to put the gnomes in after the gnome funeral or their spirits will kill children like you and I, Cole.
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