Goober Smoochie

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)

Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.

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goober fish

someone extremely silly

"hey man, you are such a goober fish."

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goober gravy

A man's ejaculate - compare to spunk, jizz, nut, etc...

Ellie May was hot and liked biscuits so I pulled out and gave her a little goober gravy to go with them.

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goober slut

A bitch that will gobble a goop for a bowl of soup and a dime and nickle to boot.

Eat my goob you little Goober slut!

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goober butt

ridiculous nickname given by a rambling fool when trying to force closeness and trust with someone they've slept with

"Ramblin Ro called her Goober Butt..."
"after only one week of sex"
"yup, bitch wants closeness"

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goober luber

Dick sucker.

She/he is a goober luber.

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Goober-weasel

A person who is about 6'-2", has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, "plays" drums, exclusively listens to 90's alternative music, and usually had two middle names.

Guy 1: What's your middle name?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?

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