Greek Oven

Another variant on the Dutch Oven, a Greek Oven is performed when a victim moves through a revolving door. Just before the victim's segment closes completely, the attacker sticks his ass in and rips a fart. The victim is then forced to breathe the fart in an enclosed space until he can exit the door.

My buddy was going through the revolving door, so I snuck in and gave him the Greek Oven. That door takes forever, so he had to breathe my ass for like 30 whole seconds.

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greek soldier

When someone falls asleep or passes out you place a ball in each eye socket and let your penis run down the bridge of the nose. While in this pose you then take a shit that should go from the hairline to the back of the neck in as straight a line as possible, so a shithawk. This will resemble the horsehair plume atop a fancy soldiers helmet.

She hasn't returned my calls since she found the polaroid of me giving her a greek soldier.

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Greek statistics

Statistics who are completely inaccurate or obviously misleading

Who made this weekly report work hours look like Greek statistics

Greek Sensation

A greek Sensation is when a guy wears a toga and a hat covered in grapes while giving someone anal.

I heard the jessica and adam had a greek sensation last night.

greek funeral

When teabagging someone, and your balls cover each eye like the coins in an ancient greek funeral.

The night ended when my teabag turned into a greek funeral.

Greek mother

A vicious monster that has a powerful weapon called the pantofla and it's looking for lazy kids that don't eat their fasolakia

Eat your food or the greek mother will come and kick your ass

Greek Oregano

Marijuana

"What did you put in your Spaghetti Bolognese, it's very moreish?"

"Oh, you know just a teenth of Greek Oregano"