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The Rule of the 70’s Gremlin is that,” you can take a crappy car and spend an exorbitant amount of money trying to make it more powerful and better looking”, but at the end of the day it’s still just a crappy ass Gremlin. You need to try another approach.
Look, we can spend another 2 billion on upgrading the state spending for the year, but it’s sill going to be stuck with “The rule of the 70’s GREMLIN” all over again. We need a fresh start.
A woman who has a deep love for an ejaculating penis
Man as he ejaculates on Tara: "you're such a custard gremlin"
When a really hot chick with a load of STDs wears white panties, and you see a green slime trail. It looks like the reverse of the Gremlins, all white with a green stripe.
"I went to Stacy's house last night and she had a pile of reverse gremlins in her drawer."
Someone who sleeps a lot, or during the day.
A person who won’t get out of bed
“I’m going to sleep.”
“It’s only 2:00 pm, you’re such a bed gremlin!”
Oh no! It's not in it's natural environment!
Hym "The air is poison to an oven gremlin! Quick! Get it in the gas chamber! (See? This time I'm SAVING the Jew so it's not Anti-Semitic)"
Lady midget giving blow job and bites down when you are about to finish. While reading a book.
"My dick still hurts from that Gremlin Brandybuck."
Can you please get your "Gash Gremlins"
to shut the fuck up as they have not stopped screaming at each other for the entire journey.