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A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.
Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.
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A private sector security personnel/ door supervisor (bouncer) who feels inadequate about his life choices and bullies the clientele/ customers he's contracted to supervise. Normally on their 200th cycle of anabolic steroids.
Inflated sense of ego to mask their lack of confidence
Dude 1: did you see the way he restrained and choked that guy!?
Dude 2: all he did was take his top off
Dude 3: yeah he's an insecurity guard, they're always showing off
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The day before a girl moves away you have the roughest nastiest oral, vaginal and anal sex with said woman to the point where she tears, sweal and bleeds then you cum all over her so her body is the color of the US Coast Guard flag.
Mary was always in to me but she was fat. So when she told me she was moving away i thought before she goes i would finally hook up with her and give her a Coast Guard goodbye.
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The Guard job at Kavra's Kingdom is the first stage as a high rank. You will have the same ability as a Knight. Imagine getting fired for inactivity the first week...
50 people were recruited for the Kavra's Kingdom Guard rank recently.
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A very powerful dump that is propelled out your anus at such great speeds it forces you to be ejected from the toilet causing you to grab the "safety" or "handicap rail" to prevent from shooting upwards at a significant speeds.
At work today Cindy dropped a huge guard rail grabber I heard her moan and sigh with relief as the safery rail prevented her from blasting through the ceiling and leaving the bathroom looking like a Resident Evil murder scene.
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When u take a nap at your white friends house and aren’t robbed and he gives u a blanket and pillow too
Rick : what is dropping your guard?
Rich: the guard dropped when I napped and wasn’t robbed.
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A Really Ugly Person whose Face Guards his/her Body 24 Hours a Day. Mostly found at Wal-Mart or Bus Stops.
1. Someone that is so Ugly, you have to give the a second look.
"Oh man, that chick is Guarding 24-7"
"That guy is busy Guarding 24-7"