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bush haircut

The stereotypical gay haircut

Bro I see you got the bush haircut

by Lucasbiggay268 October 2, 2018


Middle Class Haircut

This is a term used as an insult to somebody who is completely basic rich person. Not limited to only rich people any conformist person can be a middle-class haircut.

A real middle class haircut just walked into with his boys acting like he owns the place.

by Brick and Mortar September 17, 2020


Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.

Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now

by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022


Mess Hall Haircut

The popular yet annoying, longer type hair on teen guys that comes down to chin level and flicks out at the bottom.

Mitchel Musso from Hannah Montana rocks a Mess Hall Haircut.

by Ryudomo August 31, 2010


shit haircut

the type of haircut that most asians have

me: hey look at that guy with a shit haircut!

by cocksucker3002 August 14, 2023


hickory haircut

When a cop whacks somebody on the head with his night stick

The cops gave all the Baltimore rioters a nice hickory haircut

by Robbins Mitchell April 29, 2015


Baseball haircut

Basically a mullet

Bro’s got a dirty baseball haircut

by Baseball girl February 7, 2020