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n.) A fully erect penis, usually one of staggering sive and girth.
Suzy gagged on Neil's yam hammer, despite being an accomplished cocksucker.
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Fucking the shit out of a fat bitch.
See that girl at the all you can eat buffet, Phil hammerhogged her.
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Wound sustained while extremely drunk. Refers to Thor who hits you with his hammer when youre not looking.
dem bitches was hammer of thor'd.
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A situation in which an individual feels matter move extremely fast through his or her lower intestines with a loud gurgling sound. The signal implies that the individual has less than 2 minutes to find a toilet or else he or she will shit their paints in an explosive manner.
I just felt the hammer drop. If I don’t shred some porcelain now, I’m going to mess my pants!
Did you hear my hammer drop? It looks like have to run. It is time to paint the back of the toilet bowl!
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When a male starts masturbating without an erection, much like playing with a watersnake. Upon arousal, he then uses a hammer to beat the erection back to a flaccid state. These steps are repeated until bleeding and ejaculation occur simultaneously.
It's Watersnake and Hammer Time!!
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The female equivalent of a teabag.
As Greg slept with his mouth wide open, lexi took it upon herself to clam hammer him repeatedly.
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The act of grabbing your huge cock by the base, and smacking it repeatedly off the forehead of another!
"Did you see the nasty bruise on Garrett's forehead?" "Yeah, someone told me that Carl gave him the Alabama Hammer!"
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