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any chick named michelle gregory nick name mitch
michelle just left a dirty tampoon in the bathroom floor that dirty hamster
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An insane, disgusting, vulgar, sick, mentally disturbed, lowlife so called "Human Being" would be crazy enough to do such a thing.
I'm SOOOO DESPERATE!!!! I need somthing to fuck with....!!!! I will just fuck with anyhting that i see first. (Hamster Appears).....What Next?
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A long burn in which you want to get back at someone who did you wrong. First, you start by going to a pet supply store and purchasing a hamster. You then take that hamster to an all gay orgy to use as a sex toy, in which of course everyone has AIDS. The hamster itself, after being in several men's buttholes, gets AIDS. You then take that hamster to the person you want to get revenge on and give it to them as a pet for a gift. The person has no idea that it was used in a homoerotic orgy as a sex hamster and is happy to get the gift. Eventually the hamster bites that person, thus giving them AIDS as well.
That son of a bitch cheated on me with my sister! I am getting him a revenge hamster for Christmas and then dumping his ass!!
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when your hair is messed up and loooks like a combination of a hamster & a porcupine
Ivan, what you do to ur hair that made it look like hamster pine?
Perlaza, you'll scare the girls away if ur hair keeps hamster pinin' !!!
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Hamsters doing sexual acts in different positions. While doing this they have their owners film them.
Madi makes hamster porn for a living because it helps her relief her self. Love you madi😝
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A hamster blumpkin means blowing a hamster while it's taking a crap.
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"What's that brown pellet on your chin?" asked Ryan.
"I was giving Hammie a hamster blumpkin," said Sarah.
"Cool," said Ryan, "can I have one too?"
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