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In February 14th you must give a handjob for a piece of candy of your choosing
Melissa gave me a handy candy for a butterfinger
When someone refuses to pay for work completed.
I worked for that scumbag allen Jackson for over a week and when it came time to pay me he handy jacked me.
When your girlfriend grabs a handfull of pecans then proceeds to give you a feirce hand job. If she really loves you after you cum she'll eat the semen coated pecans.
Joe: Man my cock hurts!
Mike: Another pecan handy!? Dude, you gotta dump this brawd.
Hand crafts to make things more efficient.
Simple tasks crafted by one’s hands.
I built steps of wood up a tree to get to me hammock and called it a handy craft
A handjob lubricated with sour cream. Perfect when you have no other option.
Jill gave me a Sour Handy last night after we made tacos, it was sensational other than the horrible yeast infection