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The sexual act of hitting someone from a very far distance with your semen, preferably from the upper story of a warehouse onto a government official.
Deed, i totally surprised Jen with that Lee Harvey Oswald. She had no fucking idea what hit her.
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The temporary inability to read. First coined by Samuel L. Jackson on an episode of Watch What Happens Live when Samuel razzed Andy Cohen after he flubbed reading a cue card.
"Drinking game alert: My guests won't know it but anytime anyone says this word if you're 21 or over drink, then eat all the mother fucking snakes on your mother fucking plate."
"SNACKS!"
"Somebody's got Steve Harvey disease!"
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Retard: Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK! Look which way his head fell!
Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass.
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Definition for specimen living in a RV in Canada and gets zero bitches
Harvey Jan Wong is a nigger
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Invented in Harvey, New Brunswick, Canada. A form of foreplay whereby the fist is inserted into the partner's rectum. Once fully inserted past the wrist one attempts to fully open the hand and extend all digits. When performed solo it is referred to as the Harvey High Five.
Due to an increase in medical expenses the Harvey Hand Grenade is now forbidden in all New Brunswick Prisons.
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the act of pooping on your partners head during sex.could also be called a hot harvey if celephane is placed on body before defecation.
I gave her on hell of a steaming hot harvey
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When you play stupid when you know the answer to something.
Sexual way: When you put your dick in a girl and cum and then say that you didn't.
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Man, I asked Andrew if he had fucked my girl and it was obvious he was pulling a Steve Harvey. That man can't lie for shit
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