co-hating

Hating a person a friend or ally hates, as a show of solidarity. Co-hating does not preclude hating the individual in question on his or her own merits, but acknowledges that your friend's hate takes precedence.

Girl: "My roommate sucks."

Girl 2: "I'm co-hating him *right now*."

Hate-Spooging

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.

Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.

Hate Poison

Hate Poison is a disease that can strike people when they least expect it. The symptoms of hate poison are extreme jealousy, extreme bouts of anger or sadness that are more intense than those on haterade, and foaming at the mouth with hate, and loss of appetite from too much hatin. Hate poison is a serious disease, so if you or someone you know is spreading too much hate. Tell them to go get checkout for hate poison. This message was brought to you by beware of the hate from the Haters Association of Hatevill.

That punk came down with such a bad cause of hate poison he didn't eat for a week.

Hate-Out

When your single and a hot friend of yours is mad at their boyfriend/girlfriend so to make them jealous they make out with you while they're still going out.

Guy 1: Dude! Me and Megan totally had a Hate-Out, because she was mad that Tanner was flirting with other girls!!!

Guy 2:Oh My God! Man your so freakin lucky, Megan is a total babe!

Don't Hate

You're just jealous...

Jerry Springer: "Vikki is here to tell her husband Jason she's really a man."
Audience: "Sit Down He-She, Sit Down He-She!"
Vikki: "DON"T HATE, DON'T HATE!!! You know I look good, DON'T HATE!"

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locally hated

A decal often seen on raised trucks that are usually mocked by people who see them.

“I was driving behind this dork with a ‘Locally Hated’ decal obscuring his rear windshield.”

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Hate Eternal

Quite possibly one of the most brutal death metal bands ever. If you don't like them, you are either:
A) a pop fag
B) generic rock fag
C) punk
D) mallcore kid

'Yo man, I'm listen to some of ma T-PAIN cuz I'm the coolesst!!!'

'Fag, if you don't listen to Hate Eternal then you must die'

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