Hate-Spooging

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.

Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.

Hate Lurk

Secretly hate watching while someone does something that irritates you.

A hate filled, blood boiling stare you make unbeknown to the person it is directed toward.

As I sipped my morning coffee and stared out the window, I couldn't help it but to hate lurk as my methed out roommate tore up my vegetable garden.

co-hating

Hating a person a friend or ally hates, as a show of solidarity. Co-hating does not preclude hating the individual in question on his or her own merits, but acknowledges that your friend's hate takes precedence.

Girl: "My roommate sucks."

Girl 2: "I'm co-hating him *right now*."

conspiri-hate

People who make up rumors about a person who they are so jealous of that they act like they can't stand that person. . . a group of more than two people who make shit up about a person they hate on. .

'Joe and jack and Jill were all talking about you saying untrue things. .',. "Yeah they always try to conspiri-hate on me"

Don't Hate

You're just jealous...

Jerry Springer: "Vikki is here to tell her husband Jason she's really a man."
Audience: "Sit Down He-She, Sit Down He-She!"
Vikki: "DON"T HATE, DON'T HATE!!! You know I look good, DON'T HATE!"

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locally hated

A decal often seen on raised trucks that are usually mocked by people who see them.

“I was driving behind this dork with a ‘Locally Hated’ decal obscuring his rear windshield.”

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Hate Eternal

Quite possibly one of the most brutal death metal bands ever. If you don't like them, you are either:
A) a pop fag
B) generic rock fag
C) punk
D) mallcore kid

'Yo man, I'm listen to some of ma T-PAIN cuz I'm the coolesst!!!'

'Fag, if you don't listen to Hate Eternal then you must die'

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