fore-skin
i`ve just trapped my helmet pelmet in my zip.
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Term in Iowa meaning being rejected by a significant other with a visual of being dumped (on) and ending up with (brown) shit on your head.
Aw Fuck! Nancy gave me the brown helmet.
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When the end of a poo hangs out your sphincter ("turtle heading" or "touching cloth") for so long that it turns hard and crusty.
I've been touching cloth so long I've got turtle helmet.
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A Danish Helmet occurs when a lady of impeccable pedigree slips whilst receiving oral pleasure in a standing position from a bald man whilst on the rag. As the lady is falling, her crucifix becomes dislodged and lands on the top of the man's head just prior to her box. The result is a pattern on the man's head resembling the Danish flag.
So I was going down on this classy Dane, she slips, and the next thing you know I am wearing a Danish Helmet.
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A person's hair, usually male that is extremely big. That covers over the ears, forehead and most of the neck. The hair could essentially protect the head from injury.
Did you see Ryan on his dirtbike?
Yeah his hair helmet is flapping in the wind!
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An under the foreskin covering of smegma, so thick it resembles the pith of an orange.
Slap some soap on that boy, or you gonna end up with a pith helmet.
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