Space Herpes

A form of herpes originating from space

You know that chick i banged on Mars just so happens she has Space Herpes

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genital herpes

the shit that you get when you have just enough sex

that bitch has genital herpes

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King Herps

1) very large Herpes know at times to explode during sex

Jubjub: Fuck you!

Becky: no, no, their just King herps

Jubjub: i know bitch Kyle died fucking a bitch with King Herps blew his dick into his skull

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Herpes Spreader

1. Someone who spreads herpes

2. A term used to direct someones attention away from a potential mate

Guy1 to Girl1: Hey there sweetheart how ya doin this evening

Girl1: Good your looking handsome

Guy2 walks up to Guy1 and Girl1

Guy2 to Guy1: How ya doin you ole herpes spreader?

Girl1: Thinks OMG thats not good

Girl1 to Guy2: You wanna shoot some pool or something

Girl1 and Guy2 walk away from Guy1

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Herpes Residual

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–noun Pathology.
1:That oozing, bleeding puss in the final days of Herpes.

2:Any herpes related fluid that may spread from one sexual partner to another. Or fluid that is transfered from skin to skin from an infected anal or otherwise herpes carrier.

"My gawd..Your herpes infected monkey has just spread his Herpes Residual all over my face. I'm going to kill that little..."

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herpe-head

some one who is so facially disfigured by pimples that they give the appearance of having herpes on your head

hey check out brents face, god he is a herpe-head

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herp a derp

the act of pressing the door close button on an elevator when someone tells you to keep the door open

He got stuck in the lobby after that dickwad herp a derped him

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