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A type of music; cross between rap and Country.
Cowboy Troy sings hick hop.
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Hick-a-doo-la is that special feeling you get when holding hands with your best gal
That song.... Hick-a-doo-la!
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When a person missing at least two teeth delivers felatio while in an upside down position, such as lying prone on an elevated surface
I got a hick stick lick from an oakie last night behind the tractor.
A really small town where people actually say stuff like 'ya'all' etc, usually with a tiny population and where you know EVERYONE.
You might be from a small town if... ......
1. You can name everyone in your school.
2. You know what 4-H is.
3. You ever went to a party that was held about 20 miles down a deserted dirt road.
4. You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping.
5. School gets canceled for a sports team going to
State
6. You still go home for Homecoming.
7. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.
8. You had a senior skip day.
9. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
10. You can't help but date a friend's ex.
11. Your car is allways filthy from the dirt
backroads.
12. You think that kids who ride skateboards are
weird.
13. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or
"snotty" when it is just like your town.
14. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise.
15. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people."
16. The people in the big city dress funny then you
pick up on the cool new trend two years later.
17. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.
18. On Fridays, anyone you want to find can be
found at Main Street or the local resturants.
19. Weekend excitement involves a trip to Walmart..
20. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
21. You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you need a ride.
22. Your teachers call you by your older sibling's
name.
23. The closest "cool stores" are at least 45 miles
away.
24. Everyone from your school worked at the same place.
25. You can walk across town in 10 mins.
26. U give direction by using "The" stop light in town.
27. Someone who just moved in is 'the new kid' until someone else moves in - be it weeks, months, or years.
27. You laugh your head off reading this because you know it's true and then forward it to eveyone in your address book, which is actually half your town.
Small Hick town:
Timmy: "Ya'all wanna meet at the stop light o'er on Main? There's gonna be a get-together at Billy's tonight, eh."
Jimmy: "Course that'd be just darn dandy old mate, but me 'n my folks're heading down yon dirt road to grammy's tonight, to feed the pigs and cows, eh."
City:
Jake: "Hey Dylan, there's a wild party over at Luke's on Saturday, you in?"
Dylan: "Well I was supposed to fix my Gran's T.V., but hell I'll do that on Sunday. If theres chicks, I'm in."
Jake: "And booze."
Dylan: "Sweet!"
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everyone get ur Hick Stick's and get some killin in. YEEEEHAAAAAH!
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a pickup truck adorned with one or more of the following features:
1. Confederate flag sticker
2. Oversized wheels
3. On a lift
4. Mudflaps that actually get used
5. Mud
6. A knife stuck in the front seat
7. A gun behind the seat
8. NASCAR or other racing brand stickers on the back window
etc.
This type of truck is usually seen in a hicktown and are driven by guys between the age of 16 and 30.
"Hey look, he made his pickup into a hick-up."
"Look at that confederate flag on his truck that has huge wheels and is on a lift! It's definitely a hick-up truck."
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An alcohalic drink, generally served as a shot. While the exact recipe may vary slightly depending upon where it is being served it typically consists of equal parts of Whisky (Jack), Bourbon (Jim), Scotch (Johnny), and Tequila (Jose).
I drank a lot last night but it wasn't until Chris started in with the shots of 3 hicks and a spic that I got really drunk.
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