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A battle between two hobos over a trash can to light a fire over in da cold.
Little Kid "Hey ma, what are those two people doin by that trashcan?"
Mom " oh, thats just a hobo brawl."
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A sexual maneuver involving a guy fucking a girl from behind, and as he's fucking her he slips out mid-pump and replaces himself with a vagrant fresh off the street.
If perfectly executed the vagrant resumes with the same rhythym, which feels no different to the girl (except for added vaginal friction from the scabs and warts on the hobo's dick, and ass slaps are now somewhat muffled by the hobo's fingerless gloves).
The guy then puts himself in plain view of the girl who thinks he is fucking her. Little does she know she's about to get stabbed in the ass with a dirty heroin needle.
Last night I gave this slut the ol' Random Hobo.
That girl got Hobo'ed five times last semester.
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when hobos have dirty dirty sex in a dumpster and they use a trash bag for a condom
i sware baby u wont get pregnet i have hobo love
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Hey dude, I'm broke, but I can match you a bowl of hobo hash
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The sexual act of having sex in a dumpster snd finding a piece of rotten fruit or decayed garbage and putting it into the anus or vagina of your partner
I think I got a yeast infection from doing the dirty Hobo
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A hobo stove is a style of improvised heat-producing and cooking device frequently used by hobos, tramps, bums, the homeless, and backpackers. It is constructed out of a discarded can or tin of any size by removing the top of the can, punching a number of holes near the upper edge, and punching corresponding holes in the opposite base. Fuel is placed in the can an ignited. Convection draws air in through the bottom holes and expels smoke from the top holes. Improved heating is encouraged by placing the bottom holes facing the wind. Food preparation is often performed on the top of the stove on a cooking surface that also acts as a lid, however many variations exist where cooking is performed on the inverted base of the can.
The main benefit of the hobo stove is its ease of construction and versatility. The stove itself can be constructed out of nearly anything; paint cans, food tins, buckets, and large drums being most often put to that purpose. Further flexibility lies in the fact that anything combustible can be used as a fuel source.
At the hobo meeting grounds, hobo stoves were spread out as far as the eye could see.
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Hobos have come to be known for their suspicious, prickly, and overly-defensive nature regarding their habits and lifestyle choices.
This is highlighted by their cryptic and often obtuse replies to people questioning their actions, which have been described as 'hobo reasoning', or 'HR'.
It is not uncommon for these replies to leave the questioner dizzy, confused and with a dramatically reduced sense of spatial awareness, allowing the hobo to slip off behind a parked derelict train, often in possession of the incapacitated persons wallet or other personal belongings.
It is the recommendation of this writer (from long personal experience) that you avoid questioning the habits of hobos and their disciples.
Hobo Reasoning:
Commoner: Excuse me hobo, but why does this map you drew me of directions to the local McDonalds resemble mashed spaghetti?
Hobo: The route depends, are you wearing one shoe, two shoe or no shoe?
Commoner: Hey Hobo, why did you take the doors off all your cupboards?
Hobo: Well, due to tensions in Senegal, screw holes placed ABOVE the 39th degree, have once again become loosened, and will soon travel south in search of local McDonalds, regardless of shoes.
Commoner: Bonjour Hobo, but what inspiration struck you as you named your hobo dog companion 'whoosh'?
Hobo: The sound of the wind beneath an overpass and the look of the smoke curling through odd-numbered mismatched fingerless gloves caressing over a chipped and cracked blue 44-gallon drum, heard through the mist of a 4-day moonshine bender.
Commoner: Pardon, hobo, but why has your bed been elevated upon common milk crates?
Hobo: In the post-apocalyptic world of my boot-polish dreams, there is a chronic shortage of reliable milkpeople. With rat-lactic eager, half-glove grimy hand of profiteering intent the hobomob will fill that supply gap.
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