Rural Dictionary

Holy Jumpins

a phrase used by people in the North Schuylkill school district, especially in the football program. this phrase displays anger, but it is used when you want to make a point but you don't want to curse.

Football Coach: why did you run the wrong play?

Player: I forgot it

Coach: Holy jumpins guy.

by Kode25 August 23, 2011

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HOLY WEEK

- It is the epitome of greatness, the best week during the year.
- The 7 Days of Jesus.
--On the 7th day of Holy Week, my Good God gave to me:
7 cups of warm orange juice, 6 pounds of peeled carrots, 5 Latin lessons, 4 trips to the vet, 3 disinflated tires, 2 "Where's Waldo?" books, and one freaking amazing Holy Week.
- Can be used to describe something totally rad.
PLEASE NOTE:
--Archaeologists fight over the official day that Holy Week begins. The archaeologists in Africa and the Arctic argue that it is on Palm Sunday, while the archaeologists in Kansas City and Zimbabwe say it begins on Holy Thursday.

-To enjoy Holy Week, you must yell it at the top of your lungs at school, work, or in the car like this:

" WOOOOOO. HOLYYY WEEEEK."

-" According to my calender counting down to Holy Week, we are only 345 days away from next year's Holy Week!"
-" Yo, that movie was so holy week."
-" Hey! The 7 Days of Holy Week is up on iTunes now!"

by The TRUE Truth Teller April 4, 2007

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holy chicken!

An exclamtion used in place of holy cow, or holy shit, because the chickens true divinity must be recognized. the people shall be left in the dark on the mater of the godly chicken no more!

I walked in the light of the chicken lord, taking in the wonders of the life our lord and savior had graced us with.
oh holy chicken!, praise the sweet chicken lord, hear me brothren, take our chicken lord into your hearts!

by alchesay crow March 8, 2008

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