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"So you're sorry, eh? Well, I say it's a load of horse potatoes. You don't mean it!"
After your done blowing your load and your dick starts going limp.
ahhh.... baby im a floppy horse
After having a horse showing, some disturbed individuals tend to go back to the barn with their horses. After having casual sex with the horse, the individual then proceeds to have their ass literally ripped by the large penis. Normally, this happens with young, Caucasian females living in Northern Iowa.
"Omg dude, Zoie is being uber 1337! She is even using the Horse Ripper move on the beast!"
A word commonly used when mistakenly guessing the animal "zebra" during the game pictionary.
That drawing looks like a "striped-horse"
check out Dale, he is eatign a horse cack sandwich. he must be out of money.
A man who wears a silicone horse mask and dances around with friends who hold a boom box often playing dubstep. Party horses are quite popular at high school cross country meets. The horse and its maens are loved by all.
"Look at those cross country guys with the party horse, those maens are probably having a great time!"
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A sewer-dwelling horse who is watching you, RIGHT NOW.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more common than you think.
How common?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their head, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
"Sewer horse watches
I would like to masturbate
But he never blinks."
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