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the question you pop to dumb bitches who you want dome from. Regardless of whether they consent or not, you can still refer to this period as the dome time. Tends to work better on girls who have a known record of giving mad dome and/or if they are drunk too.
Ey whats up bitches?! Can i get some dome?! over here right now?!!
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An inquiry to acquite and possess anothers fingers.
Greetings, Earthling. I am Nilbog of the Planet Sepa. My manual tactile receptors have melted upon entry into your planet's stratosphere. As reparations, can I have your digits?
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A question, often asked by Wiggers, to the President Obama.
"Can I say the N word?"
"Can I have an N word pass?"
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If said by dad, you are FUCKED. That is, unless you play the "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I POP MY GAT AND SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKIN FACE!" card.
"I suspect you are doing drugs. Can i speak to you, son?"
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When a man will approach a woman, and ask her can i lick your lemon, or her vagina.
My boyfriend came up to me and said, "Can I lick your lemon?" I said yes.
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To scrub her rug , oral sex on a female using your tongue as a Rug Doctor
Hey babe can I shampoo your carpet!