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timmy is the type of guy that is the bestest bf of all time and if you dont know him youre a loser. <3
Person 1:Hey are you dating an i love you timmy?
Person 2: No Tommy!
Person 1: Ohh , well then youre a loser so i gotta go...
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what you say to your girlfriend when she's pissed at you to get her to stop blubbering and suck dick already.
"you know i hate when you're angry at me... babe, i love you... yeah, that's it...."
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What to say when someone says "I love you" , but you don't feel the same way. Does not mean you love the other person.
girl interested in guy: I love you
guy not interested in girl: I love you back
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when a man has two finger in the girl's pink and the third finger in her stink, then he comes up to kiss her. Applying the "pink fingers" under his nose, and the "stink finger" under her nose.
Darren was down south tasting the roast beef and bacon strips, next thing I knew he come up and said P.S. I love you? I married him!! You keep a man like that!!!
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*kid singing children songs*
me: “dude are you like 5?”
kid: “yeah, five inches deep in your mom
suck my dick you stoopit bitch -samara (i love you, you love me.)
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After months and months, Gogy finally said it. dnf shippers exploded. Dream and the shippers have finally got him to say it
DnF shipper 1 : Did you hear Gogy said "I love you dream?"
DnF shipper 2 : No way! FINALLYYYY
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Something you say when you are drunk or high. No meaning at all. Never say it to anyone.
her: I am in love with you
him: are you drunk?
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