I love you

I fucking hate you bitch

I love you bestie they are saying I fucking hate you bitch

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i love you like a brother

The single most insulting phrase you can hear from a girl. Meaning that you have no chance of ever getting any from them.

Girl: "I love you like a brother"
Boy: "wtf! stfu."

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I love you like a brother

Something you say to someone that you care so much about but, you dont think of them in a sexual way. The words that most guys find insulting, especially if they have loved you , but not as a sister, and will never think of you like a sister. This creates a lot of tension and heartbreak.

Lindsay: Actaully, I love you like a brother
Jordan: Well i'm never going to think of you like a sister so stop saying that to me.
Lindsay: Why not? Aren't I important to you?
Jordan: I will never think of you like that so stop trying.

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I love you

When you say this to a boy, means you’ve caught feelings for a fuckboy again and you’re doomed. You now love them and will let them do anything they want to you. For example: use you for head, sex and then fuck you off. Once these three words have been said your downhill spiral of unfortunate events now begins. You cannot stop thinking about them even when they’re playing ps4 and ignoring you. You have now fallen and I can tell you that is shit. Your life now ends.

You: “I love you”
Fuckboy: “can you just suck my dick”

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I love you to the moon and back

A clumsy bogan phrase used by Facebook Mums and Daughters to express a quantum of love as a measurement of distance. Has become considerably more popular in recent years (source: Google Trends)

'happy bday to my darling husband colin i love you to the moon and back xxx'

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I Love You Way More

I love you way more means Nate loves Lisa Way More than she could ever imagine!

Me: I love you Lisa
Her: I love you more
Me: That's not possible
Her: Yes it is
Me: Nope it says it in the urban dictionary

Lisa, I Love You Way More!

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National i love you day

Say or send I love you to your ex gf bf crush anyone

On April 20th it’s National I love you day. Send or say I love you to anyone with bf/gf /crush or your ex. And hey u may be in a relationship or probably Get back with your ex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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