A reaction to being gifted an epic iPhone
Bob: here take this iPhone
Rob: wow iPhone
The most annoying sound you could wake up too, but a useful annoying sound because this shit will wake you up.
Dave: *sound asleep*
Iphone alarm: *gose off*
Dave: AHHHHHHH... oh time for school
An iPhone Pancake is a falsehood , a bad simulation, something that is either too good to be true or scary, too bad to be true. Or, something that is not what it seems. The description comes from the iPhone ads for the iPhone XS where a planet is depicted on the screen and it looks like a pancake because of the angle of the phone in the picture.
My mom got this email saying she owed the IRS $30,000. I checked it out it was a total iPhone Pancake.
Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!
You look at so much porn on your phone that it gets a virus...
"I looked at so much porn on my cell it caught a virus...dam iPhone std!"
a iPhone that doesn't exist, but will exist after the sun explodes
Person 1: What is iPhone 9223372036854775807
Person 2: A phone that will never exist.
iPhone 12 is a phone made by Apple, announced with other phones and HomePod mini.
they announced iPhone 12 on October 13
iPhone Sex is basically porn played directly on your iPhone via many web site i.e OneTapPorn. The web site One Tap Porn plays Porn videos in a YouTube fashion, allowing iPhone and iPod touch users to enjoy porn with out the need to download content and with the no porn allowed on the app store this is the ONLY way to get porn.
The best example for iPhone Sex is the the youtube of porn OneTapPorn.
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