Staff meet

verb: to staff meet

1. To be trapped in a meeting by one's boss. This meeting involves the boss wearing dresses and talking to you without crossing her legs. It usually takes place at the top of the stairs in front of a mirror while the employees are trying to escape the visual.
2. A type of punishment for being a good employee. Usually accompanied by a cheap bottle of sweet rosé.

BOSS: "Gather around me girls! Let's staff meet!"
Girl 1: "Jesus Lord. Not again!"
Girl 2: "She's scratching her crotch too" :(
Girl 3: *walks in* "What's going on?"
Girl 2: We were just staff met.

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Meet for a casual

To meet up like for coffee or just to hang out. MFAC For short

Jimmy wanted Jessica to "meet for a casual"

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meet whitney

when someone says "meet whitney" it means they're going to shoot you with a gun

"you gon meet whitney tomorrow if you keep talking crazy"
"right, i'll be waiting"

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Meeting Houdini

One who masterfully escapes meetings, without any trace.

All-Day Project Planning Meeting? Daily status call? Meeting with an annoying security vendor? Poof! A masterful Meeting Houdini can avoid without leaving a trace.

Bob is an amazing Meeting Houdini. I asked him to attend his yearly performance review, and I got an SMS stating "My cat died last night. His last wishes were to be cremated and have his ashes scattered in the neighbour's sandbox."

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Plymouth Meeting

An area just outside of Philadelphia where is absolutely nothing to do. But it's one of the safest places around, next to Lafayette Hill. Later curfue than Conshy, cause not as much shit goes down. Most drugs there are done by kids under the age of fourteen. The local mall is getting better, rather than the shit it was two years ago. The more popular school is PW. Pretty shitty, but it's alright if you stay away from the mice and cockroaches. Overall, an aight place.

"Yo, I'm going to Plymouth Meeting tonight." "But there's nothing to fucking to there."

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Safety Meeting

A term referred to by people wishing to converge in a manner so that they can smoke and alter their perception of reality.

'Hey, CJ! Safety meeting!'

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truck meet

When a group of intelligent and friendly truck enthusiasts get together to chat and display their beautiful and amazing vehicles.

I'm headed to the annual truck meet to show off my fabulous ride and hang out with some excellent people while supporting local businesses.

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