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paper pimp

Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".

Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.

by boggler September 7, 2005

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demon paper

a paper that follows you around and comes into your life and never leaves

person 1-omg there is a news paper
person 2- it must be a demon paper

by emmeh_the_emu February 13, 2015

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papering rap

To end any verse or lyrics of rap with the word "Paper". A.K.A. Wrapping paper backwards.

"Yo, that duck hat is whack
Can it quack?
I pick up a tack
throw the hat in the sack
Paper"

"Were you just papering rap?"

by Deep Wheat January 19, 2010


Paper keys

A diploma or certificate you receive from a post secondary institution thus enabling you to get on with your life and drive one's proverbial car.

"After getting his paper keys from University he went on to..."

by IGNUSIM April 9, 2010


wall papering

When you take a crap containing half feces, half gas. The solid is propelled at such a rate that the entire inside of the toilet bowl is lined in crap.

I apologise for "wall papering" next door to your meeting.

by Jonny Crapper August 7, 2007


franken paper

copying and pasteing different sentences from different essay websites to create a untracable plagiarized essay.

this is to simple to understand no example is needed for franken paper

by Tylerwbubs July 28, 2007


Spank Paper

The paper used for catching you're load after masturbating.

I.E. Tissue, or Toilet Paper.

I need to find my spank paper. so i can blow this load. No clean up needed.

by Spooty McSpooterson January 26, 2010