pickled queef

A vaginal flactuation that has been sealed and stored in a mason jar, to be released or examined at a later date, like a fine wine or scotch, the longer you age it, the better the results.

It's Easter Sunday! Today would be a good day to open up one of Grannies pickled queefs we have in the fruit cellar

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pickle dick

an infected penis, covered in genital warts. (from the latin term bumpus cockerus).

if you don't want pickle dick, wear a hard hat before entering a cum dumpster!!

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Pickle Park

Usually referred to as a Rest Area or Rest Stop along interstate highways where men sit and wait for truckers looking to get off.

I cruised the pickle park last night for several hours looking for hot truckers to suck

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Silly Pickle

Someone who is so ridiculously silly they are mistaken for a pickle

"Oh John you wanker, your such a silly pickle :"

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pickle shot

Double shot: one part vodka, one part pickle juice.

I'm so hungover from those pickle shots last night!

Molly: I finished all the pickles, so I'm throwing out the jar.
Amy: Don't throw that out! I'll use that juice for pickle shots!

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pickle barrel

A slut or hoe who has had many dicks in her.

That hoe right there is the sickest fucking pickle barrel I ever rolled in.

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Drew Pickles

A character from the Nickelodeon animated series Rugrats. Also a disgusting website that compiles shock site montages creating the ultimate shock site called drewpickles.com

Person 1: Dude, Drew Pickles is such a faggot
Person 2: I know, I just saw his website drewpickles.com!

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