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A group of super hot, fun girls who are smart and also love to party. They are all gorgeous and outgoing and love to have a good time just hanging out or killing it on the dance floor. A nationally renowned sorority that any girl would be proud to join. They have a very good reputation on any campus and are respected by all the frat guys.
Matt: Hey, did you see that super hot girl over there? She's so awesome, i wanna date her
John: Yeah dude, she's a pi beta phi! They're the best
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Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.
α β Dogma
1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection
2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits
4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser
5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus
6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased
7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex
8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.
9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate
10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives
It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
After years of watching, hearing, and reading beta male brainwashing, I'm only attracted to a woman if she's the type that will happily use me for my time and money but never have sex with me.
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Music that is written, performed, or about Beta Males.
1. The type of songs with lyrics that describe a male social outcast who in the end of the song may or may not win the popular babe he secretly crushes on.
2. Songs that describe beta male's in-your-face rebellion towards social stereotyping or alpha people.
3. Songs that profess a beta male's secret love to a girl of higher social status or simply, a girl he likes but knows he can't have; most commonly, his long-time girl bestfriend.
4. Songs that profess beta male's eternal love for his girlfriend or mom or grandmom or his buddies or his dad - whatever works.
5. songs that describe a beta male as his girl's "shoulder to cry on"
6. songs that describe a beta male's frustration over his relationship with a girl who's full of herself and does not value beta male's greatness.
Beta Male Music examples:
1. Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
2. Pork and Beans - Weezer
3. Gimme A Chance - Plain White T's
4. 1234 - Plain White T's
5. Kelsey - Metro Station
6. Annabelle - A Rocket To The Moon
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Keeping sweet, an organization of Finer Women.
I want to be a lady so im gona pledge ZPHIB (Zeta Phi Beta) !
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The imaginary fraternity that members of the Spartan Marching Band say they are apart of.
Sweet, you're a sigma mu beta girl eh? Where's your house?
I live on Demonstration Field.
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Zeta Beta Phi is a Honorary Society that started at Wells College in 2011. Membership is based off of a GPA between a 3.4-3.6 however exceptions are made depending on major GPA. This society was formed primarily for those who worked hard but could not make it into another more pretentious Honorary Society called Phi Beta Kappa.
I didn't make the cut for Phi Beta Kappa, but my 3.5 got me into Zeta Beta Phi!
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A cross between both groups, in which an individual shares traits from both groups. A person within this category might have been born as one but crossed into the other, while maintaining traits of the previous.
An Alpha-Beta is mostly a leader, but can take on the role as follower if needed. He is intelligent, Artistic, but also Athletic, and Good Looking. He may be a player or stick to long term relationships, with very beautiful women. The characterisitcs of Alpha make him have higher fisical prowess, and rle with authority. But as a Beta he is more intelligent, and refined. The combination allows for the individual to adapt easily to particular situations.
The Alpha-Beta is created from a new generation of social and cultural influences, that are constantly changing, and thus require new types of classes to thrive within it.
Bruce Wayne was born as an Alpha, through his wealth and political status, but after his many hardships, he had to learn to take on the role as a beta, Eventually he returned to Gotham as an Alpha-Beta Male
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