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A Detroit Dove (not to be confused with a “Poopy Pigeon) is ascending up a tall building or skyscraper to the highest floor available and proceeding to a window that will allow you to take the greasiest and gnarliest shit your bowels will produce at that time so you may free your Detroit Dove to the witnesses below. You do not have to be in Detroit in order for your dove to fly. If you are in New York City and your dove needs to soar free it is NOT a NYC Dove. Detroit Dove has just flew in NYC.
I heard back in the day that a couple of the SNL cast bet Chris Farley to take the greasiest dump dump he could conjure off of the 15th floor of the Comcast Building. Chris won that bet after a bit of a struggling and a grunting, giving birth to a baby Detroit Dove. Soon after this nasty little Detroit Dove slid out of Chris’s ass nest crash landing on the sidewalk below on a busy Saturday night.
A more powerful version of the OG detroit smash. This phrase is used for when your annoying friend comes along and you want to kick his booty but you'll get in toruble, you say detroit smasheroo and it smites them.
Jeff come back Im sorry I Detroit smasherood you.
The act of wedging a chair under the door knob to keep people out.
" You know your from Detroit when you have to wedge a chair under the door knob to make sure people don't get in."
Red: Did you lock the door and put on the Detroit deadbolt?
Jeff: hell yeah. Hopefully it will be enough to keep the crack heads at bay for one more day.
Pulling out your partner's tampon with your extra foreskin.
Did you hear Chuck gave those twins a Detroit Taco?
When you and your cell mate have been together for 5 years without popping each other's prison cherries.
Sal and I made it our Detroit Jubilee, but now he's gunning for my ass.
The act of having sex with your clothes on. (The girl wears pants with a fly, or the man cuts her pants out.)
I did the Detroit Driller with Rebecca last night. I wore my special polo shirt for the occasion.
A used condom.
My roommate keeps leaving Detroit Oysters on top of the bathroom trash.