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Textual relationship

To have a relationship with someone through texting, but never talk, meet or interact with them in real-life. - Someone you text alot, but would never/rarely talk to in person.

Person 1 - Who are you texting?
Person 2 - Ashley.
Person 1 - Ashley? Really?
Person 2 - Yeah, we're in a textual relationship

by Cpl.Moran March 23, 2009

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hypothetical relationship

a relationship that occurs in one's mind, but not actually in reality. can potentially evolve into a slight obsession.

ex.) I just realized that my hypothetical relationship is completely a completely unrealistic situation

by fucshia fishy January 10, 2010

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Relationship Resume

A metal list of all of the girls you went out with.Getting into a relationship so it looks good to other girls so that they don't think your a swinger/player.

Guy 1: Hey bro, that's a good girl you got there

Guy 2: Yea, I'd figure she'd look good on the relationship resume.

Guy 1: NICE!

by Guythatusedtocare June 17, 2011

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Relationship Hack

The act of hacking into one's relationship for personal benefit. Usually caused by the hacker falling in love with a member of the relationship, thus resulting in a hack. The hacker would devote entire life and is willing to sacrifice anything to fuck up the relationship. They will first try to get victims alone so that their partner has no influence. Those are some early symptoms. Depending on the specific strength of the relationship, it may be destroyed.
Another reason a relationship would be hacked is the fact that the hacker was once or is currently friends with a member of the relationship and feels like they are losing attention. Usually, the hacker in this case would remind the victim of "old times" or "good times" before their relationship had started, in a desperate attempt to actually pull the victim from his or her lover.

This is a common issue that must be handled with care. Ignore the stupid, do whats right.


Hacker: remember this summer. before you were with (bf/gf name), we could do ___! sucks now that ur with him/her.
Victim 1: oh ya....that sucks those were good times.
Hacker: then get out. be single. its better..like old times

Relationship Hack in action^



Hacker: hey wanna hang out!. oh yea never mind you're probably with (bf/gf name)
Victim 2: ((oh shit. my friend doesnt like me anymore? screw my 50th anniversary date. it can happen some other time))

by Marty jackson the fifth March 4, 2009

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Boomerang relationship

A relationship that takes place in between a reconciliation with an ex; similar to rebound relationship but with a return to the ex at the end. For example: Person A and Person B break up. Person A then goes on to date Person C. Realizing that the original relationship was better, Person A breaks up with Person C in order to reconcile with Person B.

'I thought that things were pretty good between us but he decided to go back to his ex. So I guess it was a boomerang relationship.

by The_New_Musicologist January 17, 2010

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relationship spammer

A person who hits on many people, unfazed by rebuffs and using the same routine. S/he hopes that one of the targets will jump on board for a one-night stand.

Hey look, remember that guy who gave me a napkin rose? He's over there, folding her one...what a fuckin' relationship spammer.

by wtf79 June 4, 2006

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closed relationship

this type of relationship exists when both individuals mutually agree at not labeling a mainstream relationship. Instead they partake in a closed relationship which is simply two friends who are more than just two friends who enjoy each others company without the labels of boyfriend and girlfriend.

boy1: hey, want to be in a closed relationship?
girl1: ok. lets hang out.

by linkin ice fanny cigarette February 13, 2009

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