flesh pylon

any pedestrian that gets in the way of a bike messenger/courier or cyclist; whether pedestrian is crossing the street, on the sidewalk or on a hiker/biker trail.

"Dude that flesh pylon crossed the street without looking both ways so I had to nail him."

"I hit this flesh pylon on the sidewalk cuz I was scoping out this hottie on a bike."

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Lust of the flesh

Sexual self pleasurement; masturbation.

I tend to lust of the flesh at night when I am horny.

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flesh tunnel

the large hole, or tunnel of flesh, from stretching the peircings in ones ears with gauges. the masais first practiced gaging before it became popular with americans, mostly hardcore kids. to create flesh tunnels, you begin with about a 14 gauge plug and gradually diminish the size until your flesh tunnels are at a satisfactory size. you can go all the way to a 00 gauge. (thats a huge hole in your ear)

bob: whoaaaa i can see through dougs flesh tunnel!!! nifty!!!

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Flesh Beard

A beard that is so small and pitiful that you can see the skin through it. Flesh beards are very common in people that are to young to grow facial hair, but still try, thinking it makes them look cool by trying to grow a beard.

Matt: Robert, I just hit puberty!

Robert: Ugh, yeah and you have a flesh beard.

Matt: Shut up! I do not!

Robert: Yeah, you do. It makes you look like a dick.

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Flesh Envelope

A vagina.

Open up that Flesh Envelope and get ready for my pork sword.

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Flesh Mob

Zombie gatherings orchestrated via Social Media

Organ bank looted by Flesh Mob

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Flesh Lolly

(n) a dick

" I offered Martha my flesh lolly.... she giggled like a school girl."

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