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A Morning Kill is basically when you had Morning Sex.
"I got a Morning Kill baby"- said Kyle to Salim
The result of having sex or masturbating vigorously and going to sleep without washing up. Upon waking up, genitals may be firmly stuck to thighs, other genitals, or simply glued shut, depending on gender and sleeping position. The only cure is a hot shower, and the only prevention is a handy towel.
I woke up with morning glue after banging Sally last night. I had to peel my junk off my thigh just to walk to the shower.
Placing the large male anatomy in your mouth for breakfast.
Molina has a morning cigar every morning.
When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.
“Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”
The long loud fart that older guys have first thing in the morning
At first I thought a bear was in my parents room. It turned to be just dads morning growler.
Fucking in the morining
Sex in the morning
There's nothing like a morning grind with your girl to start the day off.
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Its like Morning breath, but from your fanny.
I wouldn't touch me there, I have Morning Fanny!
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