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U theory is about when something is gone.
for instance the opposite of alot of words with U like it was real, it was ureal.
So when something was there, and then it's gone simply put U infront
U-Theory:
Morten has a boat, but we can't see it so it's an uboat
Casper failed 1.g so now we call him Ucasper
My cat runs on batteries, and when the batteries are on it's invisible, so it's a Ucat
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The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.
Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"
Bell: "Fuck off you dirty bastard, i aint telling you that. You're gonna get a beating!!!"
Woody: "Same as his eyebrows. It's a proven philosophical concept."
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The feeling you get of disgust after blowing a massive load to your favorite pornstar and don’t like her anymore
“Wait why is it that when I cum I’m like I don’t like her anymore... we’ve been through the Israel theory already”
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A set of rules, guidelines, and terminology that musicians have come to agree upon over time.
Music theory mostly deals with the earliest music ever written on paper to music written in the late 1800's.
Music theory = my favorite class
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Completely insane or inane theories, often dreamed up by paranoid schizophrenics, conspiracy theorists, and ChristianConservatives.
John's ramblings and crackpot theories about UFO's were completely disregarded by his peers.
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The result long term cannabis usage has on thought process. Thefoer anything that is most likely true, changes to being a cover up or having a 'hidden agenda'. Usually spouted by douches on the popular video sharing site Youtube. These people make their videos and then of course, the truth is uncovered. Hey, its on youtube, it must be true!
You know that September 11th is a Conspiracy theory. Thousands of hours of video recordings showing what the government want you to see, but I have found just 10 seconds that show the real truth. Smoke the spliff and see!
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