one inch warrior

a term used to negativly describe a one inch long penis or a very small penis that isn't able to provide pleasure to it's partner.

Kelly sucked Aaron's one inch warrior last night.

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7/16 of an inch

The above author has 7/16 of an inch penis because his example is a blatant ripoff of Maddox and he does not credit him one bit.

I want to shove a knife 7/16 of an inch times a thousand into the above author's throat.

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12 inch lynch

anyman with the last name lynch who has a penis the size of 12 inches, no longer or no shorter then 12 inches, exactly 12 inches

Jake:hey whos that guy?
Anthony:oh you dont know? thats 12 inch lynch
Jake: damn better not let my g/f find out!

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4 inch destroyer

its when u and baby girl are chilling in the back of the bus. and the bus is low on fuel, you whip out your 4 inch destroyer and fuck baby girl when you cum you have to cum in a cup. Then you pour your cum in the fuel tank. then you suck up fuel and put fuel in baby girl and then you put the bus on baby girl then you use her as the bus. you use her weave as the steering wheel then give her anal to accelerate. to come to a complete stop stick ur finger in her mouth she will stop and suck you finger, Then you have successfully done 4 inch destroyer.

the bus is low on gas use your 4 inch destroyer to fill me

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12 inch club

A exclusive organisation of those proud individuals who own a 12 inch shmacker

John: hey kiddos, wanna see my tackle?

Kids: nah it's probably tiny

John: I'm a member of the 12 inch club!

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sacred jewish inch

The directional inverse correlation between the size of a jewish males bank account and the the size of his penis.

Well, he DID have reservations at Alain Ducasse... But when we got back to my place, I finally just faked it so I could go to sleep. He DEFINITELY had the curse of the sacred jewish inch.

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9 inch punisher

The (Not so secret) weapon of the Legendary Jonathan K Mina,
Its rumored to have a chilling irrrefusable call similar to the sirens from the Odyssey, But proves to be the effective while dealing with Asian jailbait

Asian Girl 1: Holyshit did you feel that 9 inch punisher yet? Its to Die for.!.!
Asian girl 2: No! But i dream of the day where i'm lucky enough!

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