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Instagram chump

When you are an active Instagram follower and like everyone’s picture, but the favor is never returned and you end up with little likes and many ghost followers

I feel like such an Instagram chump when I am consistently liking all of my followers pictures but they never like any of my pictures!

by Domi500 March 12, 2018


Instagram Thesis

A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.

Our feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of attention created by one particular comment. At the moment we consider this merely an Instagram thesis.

by Purple-font November 11, 2021


Instagram Overcompensation Post

An excessively personal, revealing Instagram post about oneself in response to the premise that people only share their "best moments" on Instagram. While Instagram Overcompensation Posts (IOP) have become a serious trend, distinctly personal information about millions of people is being posted publicly on the world's 6th leading social network (1 billion active users).

Did you see her Instagram Overcompensation Post (IOP) this morning? She shared several paragraphs of detailed information about her family's personal problems.

That guy's IOP the other day was so gnarly, he posted like 5 pictures of himself at the hospital getting hemorrhoid surgery because he wanted to be "real" with Instagram.

by Rasolo August 3, 2018


Instagram face

It’s a face with certain features, often seen on instagram and been achieved by facial surgery and other cosmetic work. Button nose, big lips, defined brows, alien-like eyes, sculpted cheeks and jawline. It’s a face you won’t ever see in real life, since it either needs editing to some extent or heavy makeup. If you’d line up selfies with these faces it’d be nearly impossible to know if it’s the same person or not.

I don’t know, I want to look pretty, but I feel like getting an instagram face would also fuck with my self-identify.

by Xxxlovley February 14, 2024


Instagram Comments

The wildest place on the internet.
If you scroll in an Instagram comment section, you are guaranteed to find bullying, racial slurs, hate paragraphs, and inappropriate GIFs.

Guy 1: Have you seen how wild Instagram comments are recently?
Guy 2: Yeah, especially on little kid's posts.

by Term Definer March 31, 2024


instagram comments

Synonym for hell on earth. It is a place where nothing is safe. Some comments may cause disgust in the viewer. No mercy is allowed and you will get calles the n-word more times than you can count.

Person 1: "Did you see these instagram comments on this disabled child's post?"
Person 2: "No, what did they say?"
Person 1: "Bro looks like Quagmire 💀", "nigga is built like Crimson chin" , "Retigga", " Giggity ahh face".

by Yothou12 April 29, 2024


Instagram Comments

Perhaps the most hostile and hateful place on the internet outside of /pol/ on 4chan.

If you are anything but a straight, white, cisgender, conservative, Christian, able-bodied, able-minded, financially well-off, and conventionally attractive male with "normal" interests and hobbies, you will be met with such severe disrespect and hostility that you may as well be Martin Luther King waltzing unannounced into a KKK lynching.

"The Instagram Reel was literally just some drone footage of Chicago's skyline, but every single comment was something racist. What even provoked that?"

"That's Instagram Comments for you."

by flz_5848 October 17, 2024