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A reaction to being gifted an epic iPhone
Bob: here take this iPhone
Rob: wow iPhone
A magical creation made only for people who truly understand the importance of battery life.
Me: Hey, does anyone have an iPhone charger?
Friend: Yeah, here. You can use mine.
Me: Oh, my god! You’re a life saver, man! I owe you one!
The most annoying sound you could wake up too, but a useful annoying sound because this shit will wake you up.
Dave: *sound asleep*
Iphone alarm: *gose off*
Dave: AHHHHHHH... oh time for school
A person who declares himself 'communist' and posts a lot of anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist bullshit on internet but actually enjoys the products of capitalism on a daily basis. (iPhone, McDonalds...)
Do you know Mike? Yes, he is bragging all day about corporations controlling the world. Look at him! He is eating in McDonald's, drinking Coca Cola and posting communist memes on iPhone! He is a real iPhone communist!
(v) the act of carefully pulling the iPhone out of a crevice via its power cord without detaching said power cord, after knocking said iPhone off of nightstand.
*knocks iPhone off nightstand
"crap, I knocked my iPhone off my nightstand and into the abyss! Must retrieve so as not to be bored in bed! But my bed is so warm and comfortable..And the floor is so far away...time to go iPhone fishing!"
You look at so much porn on your phone that it gets a virus...
"I looked at so much porn on my cell it caught a virus...dam iPhone std!"
iPhone Sex is basically porn played directly on your iPhone via many web site i.e OneTapPorn. The web site One Tap Porn plays Porn videos in a YouTube fashion, allowing iPhone and iPod touch users to enjoy porn with out the need to download content and with the no porn allowed on the app store this is the ONLY way to get porn.
The best example for iPhone Sex is the the youtube of porn OneTapPorn.
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