iPod Shuffle

1. The iPod Shuffle is effectively the little brother of the iPod. (Correction - The iPod mini is the little genious brother of the iPod, and the iPod Shuffle is the mentally disabled brother that is left in the closet when company comes over.)

2. The iPod Shuffle is the brain-child of Apple's brilliant marketing team. In the case of the iPod and iPod mini, I would argue that they are remarkable, worth-while, devices sought by the collective techno-savvy social culture, not simply social status knick-knacks. However, Apple's marketing team has pulled off pushing a device that blindly leads the user into a statistical fruit-salad of songs under the GENIOUS motto of "Life is Random".

3. To reitterate,
A - the iPod Shuffle, however less expensive, is a waste of your hard earned cash and has been linked to mass outbreaks of trichotillomania.

B - Apple's marketing team is outstanding and if I were going to finance and advertise a war, I would contract these people.

C - If you want an iPod so badly, pay the extra 50 bucks for a 4Gb iPod mini. You won't regret it.

Life is random, so why shouldn't my iPod Shuffle playlist be?
I can play songs on my iPod Shuffle.
Wow, I would love to have an iPod Shuffle!

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Ipod Touch

A device capable of being an arrogant piece of shit with a mind of it's own while also being able to be the coolest ipod yet.

Jimmy: "Hey, my Ipod Touch has a mind of it's own. It's a bitch.''
Elliott: ''What do you mean?"
Jimmy: "Well, the other day, the internet kept turning on and off so I threw it and it started working again, but i still love it''.
Elliott: "Cool now i want one".
Jimmy: don't throw it too hard, or i guess we will have to call it Ifucked.""

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iPod Nazi

someone who hogs the iPod, not allowing anyone else to choose the music playing.

"Man! I don't want to listen to any more Zeppelin! Stop being such an iPod Nazi!"

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IPod Hitler

When listening to an Ipod with a friend, and they insist forcefully on choosing every song/video that you listen/watch. It is very annoying

I was listening to Kelly's Ipod and she was totally being an IPod Hitler!

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iPod war

The switching of control over the iPod (or other mp3 device) playing through the stereo at a party by competing individuals, usually as an attempt to show superior musical taste. One involved in an iPod war will often sit by the iPod to keep others from obtaining control of the sound system. This same person will also tend to switch songs before one ends or play music inappropriate to the situation. (This reveals the true motive of showing off musical taste as opposed to simply allowing the party-goers to enjoy applicable music in its entirety.)

(Of Montreal is playing through the stereo at a party full of dancing suburban indie kids. A guest at the party wearing a backwards baseball cap plugs his iPod into the sound system and starts playing Ludacris. The guests stop dancing and look around confused.)

Geoff: Dude, that was such a hip track. Why'd he change it? I can't dance to this.
William: I agree. I'd say we should throw on some Dabrye from your iPod, but I don't want to start an iPod War.

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iPod Bitch

A person who uses his/her friends itunes account to upload songs to his iPod. Making his/her friend an iPod bitch.

A: Hey i didnt know you liked pink floyd?

B: I dont its from my friends itunes hes my ipod bitch.

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giant ipod

A laptop, especially when said laptop is used primarily for listening to music

We got tired of the radio stations on our roadtrip, so we used our giant ipods to play some better music

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