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A combination of steps, methods, and routine patterns formulated to achieve any of the multiple goals of attraction, matchmaking, a one night stand, friends with benefits, romance, finding a mate, and possibly marriage. Live and packaged dating systems train men and women and teach the nuances of a meeting encounter. The dating system is designed to escalate the sexual tension between parties. Men who use dating systems are often called pick-up artists as they strategically go after women who are often unaware of the systematic moves the man is making (ideally both the man and woman receive mutual benefits). Terms like “Total 10” and Tier System classifies women in the dating system. Online dating services improve matches with technology but a dating system is then needed to “close the deal.” The proliferation of dating system books, courses, and training on the internet indicate the burning desire to successfully attract a member of the opposite sex.
“Wow - He’s getting massive response from women now that he implemented the dating system.”
“Someone tell him to upgrade his dating system... No way his touching my love bucket!”
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1.) A date where one may acquire a coyote arm.
2.) Usually follows a state of inebriation wherein one person finds him/herself waking up next to someone that he/she would rather chew off his/her own arm than risk removing it and waking the fugly person.
3.) A person one would only go out with drunk, and result in a coyote arm the next day.
1.) Person 1: Whoah! What happened to your arm?
Person 2: "I went to the bar last night, and ended up on a coyote date."
2.) Person 1: What happened to you last night?
Person 2: I don't know. I went out, had a few drinks...the last thing I remembered was ording 3 more shots of tequila. Then this morning I woke up next to this fugly creature...I wanted to chew my arm off and not risk waking it up.
Person 1: Ah...you had a coyote date.
3.) Person 1: If you have any more drinks, man, I'm gonna hook you up with that coyote date over there.
Person 2: ...
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Not quite a date, where you go out with a person you might be interested in dating and they're totally interested (or vice versa), that you've previously met during an activity where you maybe weren't yourself (e.g. a waitress from a bar where you were totally hammered). A pre-date will normally occur at a location of one of the parties choice (generally the less interested one) where there are other people they know close by, in case the other person turns out to be a psycho (e.g. a serial rapist or axe murderer). First date activities can still happen on a pre-date (e.g. flirting, makeout, OTPHJ, etc.), but the date definitely does not count in any running total and will leave at least one of the parties clueless and looking forward to/nervous for the actual first date.
Andrew was really excited for his first date with An, until he found out the location was where her brother worked, making it a pre-date.
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Someone who gets drunk easily, especially on a date and someone who has sex afterwards.
Ian Roderick's sister is a cheap date.
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A period between a pubescent child's initial sexual hormonal imbalance and the subsequent first masturbation, during which s/he tries to deal with the fact that s/he is about to use his/her hand like a $10 call girl
I spent 4 years self-dating before I was ready to try for the first time
Dude I spent 22 hours!
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When someone schedules an event on the same day that you did, knowingly and maliciously.
Dude, they're totally trying to date stomp us with that concert.
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"cave dating", "cave dater" or "dating in a cave" is a term meaning that you and your circle of friends tend to date people that are all in another circle of friends. It becomes as though you cannot escape dating this same other circle of friends...like a cave that you cannot find an exit to. Each friend seems to be connected to another friend...who's connected to another friend...and it never ends.
Often it feels like you are dating the same person over and over again and is extremely difficult to get out of. Unless you devastatingly break up with a native (one of the persons in the other circle of friends) in which case, no natives can touch you and you are exiled from the cave. Until you find a new cave...
Mike, Cory, Stephen, and Greg are all friends. Kelsey, Natalie, and I were each dating one of them. When Natalie and Cory broke up, she started dating Stephen. We're all going to be cave dating them for a long time.
Bree: "Kyle asked me out last night."
Gabby: "You need to get out of that cave, honey"
Bree: "I know, I've been cave dating this whole year."
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