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flesh; mortal coil; can also refer to artificial human, cyborg, or "skin job".
You can't trust those frackin' meat jackets. The milk of human kindness doesn't flow through their circuits.
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When you put on a really big jacket and theres exess material
Dude look, I've got jacket fat! ! !
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Useless member on a uniformed staff team, will turn up to an event wearing company jacket. Hopefully noone will notice.
John is a jacket filler, we need 10 men on site we have 9. John can be the 10th keep him in the corner.
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1. Something very old.
2. Something that speaks many languages
That geezer has been around since Stevie's Jacket.
He speaks more languages than Stevie's Jacket ser
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A jacket used to sneak outside food into the cinema. These type of jackets are usually big and puffy and have numerous (deep) pockets to conceal any food stuff.
Anything with (deep) pockets will do just as good.
The cinema jacket should not be stuffed directly outside the cinema.
Sadly the cinema jacket is good for the cold/wet days.
Cargo pants/shorts, work just as good but have limited pockets.
Don't overload the pockets and make sure the food is concealed before entering the cinema
Don't make a habit of wearing a stuffed cinema jacket, they'll get suspicious and you could be banned
person 1: "Let's go see a movie!"
person 2: "Yep. Got your cinema jacket?"
person 1: "Right here" *opens jacket pockets to reveal bags of lollies from the supermarket*
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A super condom that doesn't break and takes a significant amount of abuse.
Basically the equivalent of being made out of kevlar.
Girl: "Did the rubber just break?!"
Guy: "Nah girl, this is a wax jacket!"
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Typically on flimsier jackets, when you zip it up the zipper creates a fold, curve, or a bump that resembles a baby dick.
Man what's under your jacket? Is that a boner?
Nah, that's just a damn jacket dick
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