Useless member on a uniformed staff team, will turn up to an event wearing company jacket. Hopefully noone will notice.
John is a jacket filler, we need 10 men on site we have 9. John can be the 10th keep him in the corner.
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flesh; mortal coil; can also refer to artificial human, cyborg, or "skin job".
You can't trust those frackin' meat jackets. The milk of human kindness doesn't flow through their circuits.
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A super condom that doesn't break and takes a significant amount of abuse.
Basically the equivalent of being made out of kevlar.
Girl: "Did the rubber just break?!"
Guy: "Nah girl, this is a wax jacket!"
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Lager jacket
I do not need a coat, I have drunk x pints of lager and have a lager jacket (and have inner warmth/so pissed cannot feel the cold.)
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Typically on flimsier jackets, when you zip it up the zipper creates a fold, curve, or a bump that resembles a baby dick.
Man what's under your jacket? Is that a boner?
Nah, that's just a damn jacket dick
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1. The name for what occurs when one tells a joke (which the teller thinks will generate laughs) and no one laughs.
2. The name for what occurs when one hears a joke and does not understand the humor.
"..and the bartender says, 'why the long face?' Get it? Get it?" (silence, no reaction. Embarrassment.) "Err...death jacket."
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When you are outside in the cold without a coat but you are so drunk you feel warm.
Similar to a whiskey bandage
Hey Caitlin aren't you cold out here in just that t-shirt?
Nah I'm good I got a liquor jacket.
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