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Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.
Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"
Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"
Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"
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Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.
Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes mind: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*
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A really kind and intelligent guy!
Not the tallest but works around his problems!
One of the hottest guys to walk on the planet!
Loving, caring and very sweet
Just unlucky I didn't get him π
Wow I really want a Jake π π
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A Jake is someone who is kind Ω«loving and friendly .If u ever meet a Jake need sure to get to know them and they are Also really cute π₯°πππ
Girl1:Wow look at him
Girl2:i know right he is so cute!π
Jake:Make ladies how are you?
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People named jake are just a tad bit sensitive. They are usually hoes. Be careful if youβre going to befriend a Jake.
Dude: Hey are you friends with Jake?
Other Dude: No way! Heβs such a hoe!!
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My big loving and caring husbando. He slopply kisses me inside my mouth with the big tongue action and rapes me at night and I love him. He is very dominant and is in no need for no filthy sluts like basically every girl!
Me: OH DADDY JAKE KUN
Jake: Oh yeah niggashit
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A complete douche bag with a super tiny dick. He is probably the worst person you can meet and if you see one you should be like one direction and turn the other way and run.
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