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Jesus

The world's most popular fiction character.

Jesus is the most popular fictional character above edward cullen.

by ph4r0h June 29, 2010

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Jesus

The greatest guy who ever lived. Nuff said.

I just love Jesus. Don't you?

by ScotchMick August 20, 2014

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Jesus

As stated by someone else previously,Christianity is a good philosophy.It's a good moral guide and a good way to live your life.

As far as this idea that you can keep sinning and then ask for forgiveness,sinning then ask for forgiveness goes that's not true.God is not dumb.If you yourself knew someone like that who kept wronging you and kept asking you to forgive them would you not eventually grow tired of their act? God is patient and people can't help some of their sins and God understands this.However this is not a license to sin or be depraved or a lunatic or a homocidal maniac.But if you are sincerely trying to improve yourself then God knows this.But there is sin that means death,a point of no return.God isn't stupid.

Now just because you have some minor sins or self control issues is no reason to become a devil worshiper.That's ridiculous.But if you are so far gone that you are Hitler then you may already be doomed to hell and their may not be any forgiveness for you.

And Jesus wasn't Arabian he was a Jew.

by Word Up! May 13, 2005

32๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus

KK he's the awsomest koolest dude there was and IS. Died on the cross 4 everyone, to forgive ur sins - not that u can sin whenever u want. He loves evryone who has good in there heart.
If u don't u can still become a Christian by praying and asking 4 forgiveness and meaning it. And reading the Bible - it's ALL
true and it's Gods word to us. Seriously go 4 it, being a Christian is awsome and will change ur life 4 better. : )

Dudette- "whos Jesus"?
Dude- "a righteouss dude,he loves u so much"
Dudette- ooooo

by Jesus-is-dah-man September 19, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus

1. The totally awesome guy who is going to send you to hell if you don't belive in him and accept him into your heart

Guy 1: Hey guess what
Guy 2: What
Guy 1: I just accepted jesus into my heart
Guy 2: Sweet, now you'll go to heaven like the rest of us christians

by Andy P. March 7, 2006

95๐Ÿ‘ 258๐Ÿ‘Ž


be-jesus

be-jesus is similar to someones wits or crap(not in the literal sense)

50 (fiddy) scared da be-jesus out of Ja as he held da gun 2 his head

by Gem,n Ash, N Sam January 8, 2005

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Jesus

A person who probably had charisma and may have been okay-but there must have been many interpolations by people with an ax to grind and the Gospels are from a hundred years later, so who knows what he really said?
Anyway, Jesus is who Christians sell their souls to for a chance at salvation. Christians give up on their own sense of fairness and kindness and common sense and live by contradictory and primitive rules. Then Christians warn against selling your soul to a mean critter named Satan, an obviously foolish bargain to make their own sellout look better.

Jesus is Lord, I bow to His will.-said by many customers of the faith industry.

by Richard Peterson October 1, 2007

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