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Jimmy Water

Straight vodka in a water bottle trick to convince people you aren't drinking.

Ray: Geez, I'm thirsty, can I get a drink from your water bottle there Jimmy?

Randy: Leave Mr. Lahey alone Ray, get your own water.

Ray: No I want some of Jimmy's water, that's the kind that gets you fucking drunk

{Jimmy water}

by Kelltech November 29, 2016


jimmy saville

Peeeeedooooo (he will tell you to get in a white van)

Jimmy saville is a big fatpeeedo

by FJ KSW2 April 10, 2017

86πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


rustled jimmies

To disturb someone by presenting them with facts/arguments that cause cognitive dissonance and challenge their views.

You know why people start arguments on the internet? Rustled jimmies man.

by CutFromAbove July 24, 2012

180πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Jimmy Grant

The collective name given to those people who immigrate to another settlement due to the almost rhyming nature of the words 'Immigrant' and 'Jimmy Grant'.

It may also be used as a descrete derogatory term when it is often shortened to 'Jimmy'.

Customs Officer: "Hold on a second Jimmy Grant, can I see your passport?"

by Doctor N November 14, 2009

47πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Jimmy neutron

A TV show on Nickelodeon with the main character as jimmy neutron , he also stars in a YouTube series called jimmy neutron happy fun hour 1 and 2 which his dad kills his mom and jimmy neutron orders pizza , the pizza flys through the house and kills his dad .... Jimmy neutron has large slicked back hair and looks amazing.

Oh shit I'm getting a jimmy neutron hair

The pizza is aggressive - jimmy neutron

by Angela rose beveridge June 30, 2015

40πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Jimmy Sullivan

James Owen Sullivan (February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009), or The Reverend Tholomew Plague, often shortened to The Rev, was an American musician, best known as the drummer for the American metal band Avenged Sevenfold. He was also the lead vocalist in Pinkly Smooth, a side project where he was known by the name Rat Head, with fellow Avenged Sevenfold member, guitarist Synyster Gates. Sullivan grew up and lived in Huntington Beach, California. The Rev was found dead on December 28, 2009, at the age of 28.

Jimmy Sullivan was an amazing musician that had all the potential in the world, but died before his time.

by Tojo Hiroshita November 20, 2010

89πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Jimmy Kimmel

An extreme leftist turd that may be funny on a rare occasion. Has an annoying fake laugh, that sounds like nails on a chalkboard. A person that jokingly pokes fun at conservatives, but bawls his eyes out whenever the Democratic party takes a loss.

β€œDid you watch Jimmy Kimmel last night”?

β€œYa, nothing else was on”. He found out guns can’t be taken away from U.S. citizens because the second amendment is a real document”. β€œHe cried uncontrollably for hours”.

by Mista Cracka Sauce May 23, 2021

84πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž