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E-Jock

Virtual pro "jock" that behaves and acts like a high school or college level athlete with a cocky attitude. Usually goes around exclaiming "We're number one!" or "you all are noobs" etc within an online gaming environment, or mmos like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.

Compare with Jock

E-Jock: WE'RE NUMBER ONE an you are gay cause you aren't pro like us!

by Shadinaxx April 13, 2010


Sea Jock

A sub species of jock often found living in the middle of the country. They distinguish themselves from the ordinary jock by wearing surf branded clothing such as billabong (often during the winter) and sporting surfer hair-do's (tiny ponytails and bushy hair). A sea jock can be told apart from an actual surfer through their inability to surf/ swim. Note: Sea Jocks retain all the usual traits of a jock such as being an egotistical twat.

I HATE SEA JOCKS!!!

by potato warrior September 6, 2009


Jock Hogger

A Jock Hogger is when a women gives a man a real deep blow job, without stopping for anything till the man in pleased.

When It comes to sex my girlfriend is a real "Jock Hogger."

by This_girl_cray May 10, 2014


shock jock

Any radio personality who seeks to increase fame and audience size by sole virtue of acts or speeches aimed to cause public outcry.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

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spot jocking

When an unassociated graffiti writer paints or "gets up" in an area that is mostly painted by another crew.

That wack ass toy crew has been spot jocking every rooftop i hit.

by xylena June 23, 2006

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jock ride

A slow ass econobox such as a Civic DX that has tons of gaudy shit such as "sik" body kits, "tyt" spoiler that is three feet high, and a bright-as-fuck powder blue paint job. Or a slow, small SUV such as a RAV4 that has 24's, fog lights, and a fancy looking grille. A rice burner.

jock: YO NIGGAS LOOK AT MAH PHAT WHIP

Me: You're not a "nigga".

by DJ-BILLZ May 16, 2005

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vert-jock

1. n. a shirt with the sleeves removed by means of cutting or ripping.
2. v. to remove a shirt's sleeves by cutting or ripping.

1. Maddog thought that Skunkeye was too thin to wear a vert-jock.
2. On the first day of summer, to celebrate I short my pants and vert-jock my shirt.

by sheldorama August 17, 2006

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