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What is a Juggalo?(first a Juggalo can be male or female it doesn't matter Jugalette is an incorrect term) well im a Juggalo and i think the best definition was givin by Violent J and Shaggy (ICP) in there song titled "What is a Juggalo?"
First Violent J said " he gets butt-naked And then he walks through the streets Winking at the freaks With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks" so i would guess this means a Juggalo is unique and just doesn't care about anything
Next Shaggy 2 Dope said "He just don't care He might try to put a weave In his nut hair Cuz he could give a fuck less What a bitch thinks He tell her that her butt stinks And all that" which i verifys the initial thought that Juggalos don't care about anything and it also tells us that a Juggalo is blunt and says whatever he/she wants to
Then Violent J said "He drinks like a fish And then he starts huggin people Like a drunk bitch Next thing, he's pickin fights With his best friends Then he starts with the huggin again Fuck!" this tells us that Juggalos love eachother and even when they fight that love is eternal
shaggy then said "A fucking lunatic Somebody with a rope tied to his dick Then he jumps out a ten-story window Oh!" this tells us that a Juggalo does stupid stuff and will realy do anything.
Shaggy goes on to say "A dead body Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like Anybody that you've ever met before He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four" this again verifys the original thought that a Juggalo is unique
Violent J then says "He ain't a bitchboy He'll walk through the hills And beat down a rich boy Walks right in the house When you're having supper And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!" again says that Juggalos do whatever they want
Violent J says "Well, he ain't a phoney He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni And watch you sit there And finish up the last bit Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot" Juggalos are very opinionated and again they do whatever whenever they don't care
Shagy says "He's a graduate He graduated from....well At least, he got a job He's not a dump puts He works for himself scratching his nuts" this tells us Juggalos don't care about school all they care about is enjoying life
and the chorus "What is a juggalo? A juggalo That's what it is Well, fuck, if I know What is a juggalo? I don't know But I'm down with the clown And I'm down for life, yo" which tells us there really isn't a definition and there are no requirements except one a Juggalo must be down with the clown all the rest is nothing (just usually common factors).
We really don't need to define Juggalo because the original two already did.
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a family
juggalo 1: WHOOP WHOOP
juggalos 2-77: WHOOP WHOOP!
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feigned subculture used to make losers in their mid 30s who live off wellfare and smoke pot all day look appealable to 15 year old girls ..
overweight wigger dumbshits who secretly wish they could be part of the goth punk scene .. the only genre of music that the trailer park and the projects have in common
We caught that juggalo crankin' up his music outside the local middle school again.
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A group of highly organized ninjas that rule the world. Constently getting hated because of the actions of teenagers taking the music to serously and people being ignorant to the real purpose behind the music. the music is a form of reprograming drawing in people with sick mindset and introducing them slowly to a set of values and religion, which is a gateway to bigger and better things.
Juggalos are diverse group people that follow the values set forth by our figure heads(Violent J and Shaggs 2 Dope), we are a combination religion and micro culture of all different races ages ,back rounds and classes drawing strength from each others differences, proud of our name and wearing our symbol the "hachetman" constently. we are all part of some type of group, this is our flavor no different than yours. thanks for all the hate it made us famous. For all my real Juggalos: keep grinding homies all see you at the top!!
Juggalos are runnin your world and you dont even know it.
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Juggalo (n): Juggalo is the name for a group of people devoted to the band ICP, or Insane Clown Posse. Their population is made up primarily of shitfaced white trash whiggers who are so fucking myopic they believe they are part of a broad-based “family.” What they fail to realize is that their devotion to the fucktards that make up ICP demonstrates several things, among them: the IQ of a fucking houseplant; the willpower of a slut-fuck sorority bitch whose twat gets more traffic than the Autobon; the social stamina of an albino midget with no hair and no dick who spends afternoons country dancing at fucking rest home; the class of an African American gigolo who wears chinchilla vaginas and bling made out of shitty plastic while attending a Grammy’s after party he broke into by fucking a 13 year old boy; the courage of some sad cocksucker who feels brave when he rapes toddlers during nap time at a daycare.
As you can see, juggalos are cum-gurgling jizz mops. I hope ISIS invades our nation, captures them all, and makes them watch each other get fucked up the ass with bayonets as their organs bleed out through their fucking mouths.
Do not be a juggalo. Ever.
Hey, look, that juggalo is getting gang raped by a bunch of towel-head camel jockies. Should we help him? Naw, let’s help ISIS fuck him harder.
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a follower of the icp or insane clown posse. a Psychopathic person with no fear of anyone no matter what. a person that will cut your fuckin head off if you try them because killing is their hobby.a juggalo is a wicked clown all in all who a lot of people hate because they can never amount to a juggalo and a juggalo dosent give a shit about them thats why the sane people or scared of the insane. juggalo bitch
the juggalos where wicked clowns that disturbed sane living for ever. they cut of heads.cut off fingers and stick them in victoms mouths. they will kill for the fun of it because they are insane
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Cool Bad Asses that people misunderstand because they are ignorant douchebags. They are NOT a cult, they aren't All wiggers, there is just some bad seeds in the FAMILY. STFU Haters WOOP WOOP
Hater: I Hate ICP They Suck
Juggalo: Ignorant Douchebag Shut the fuck up before you get knocked the fuck out.
*Hater Pisses Pants*
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