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Packing Junk

Refering to an object hiding the fact that it has male genetalia.

Person A: Look at that smoking hot babe!

Person B: Careful dude, she's packing junk.

by Dr. Poprocks July 26, 2010


junk cup

A greeting whereby individuals gently cup each other's genitals with no ostensible sexual intent.

"A high five did not fully express the power of our friendship so now we junk cup instead."

by DoctorPotato September 25, 2011


Junk goal

In Ice Hockey, any goal that enters the net that was deflected inadvertently, leading to a score by a player who didn't intend to score a goal. In video games, scoring a point or goal that would have entered the goal on it's own.

Holy Shit! He scored a junk goal with his ass! Ass goal, ass goal! - "Goon" - 2009

by Doombot! August 12, 2015


Junk-cation

Out-of-town travel for the primary purpose of visiting an automotive salvage yard on multiple consecutive days. Usually refers to self-serve or pick-a-part junkyards, where customer labor is required to procure purchases. On a typical junk-cation, you'll drive to the city with the awesome junkyard, spend the whole day pulling parts, crash at a motel, then come back the next day and do it again.

I'm going to Chilliwack this weekend and I think I'll make a junk-cation of it. There's just too much in that yard to do all in one day.

by tailypoe August 18, 2008


Junk Bowling

A low bow/junk punch/nut's shot or "shot to the nut's" which is done in the motion of a bowling throw. If done correctly it can be very humorous for everyone in the room, as for the person being punched, they may not be able to have children.

Friend 1 : "hey you ever heard of junk bowling?"
Friend 2 : "no what is it?"
Friend 1 : "here i will show you"

commence into a bowling stride, do the throw. form a fist and punch your friend in the nut's!

may cause fight, or loss of friends...

by bouch207 January 22, 2011


junk warmer

Insulated underwear

It was so cold, I was sure glad I was wearing a junk warmer.

by Bob Velvetta June 29, 2017


junk journal

A book handmade from memorabilia/ephemera/ photos/out of recycled or vintage material significant or visually appealing to the intended owner. It contains non plain factory made machine STRAIGHT EDGE pages instead, hand processed materials & trimmed & embellished papers made to look torn/tattered /dyed/ pre-owed/embellish by hand. Often composed with non traditional book materials as fabric/ tissue paper/vellum/ transparencies/ ribbons/ lace/ tulle/plastics or"throw away/ junk"/material. A hybrid book of an artist's journal/ scrapbook/ photo album/ personal diary. The appeal of the book lies in the WORN handmade of the book, & the unique factor that EVERY page is unique and ONE OF IT's Kind & no two pages are alike. To qualify as a junk journal, the books themselves must be UNIQUE, handmade or one of it's kind(hand-altered store bought books also qualifies) . Each book itself CANNOT be replicated in it's exact ENTIRTY( ex: handdyed tye dyed pages, collaged pages, tickets to an old event, discontinued paper products, etc). To qualify as a junk journal, the majority of the pages must be one of a kind, each junk journal itself must be one of a kind & the overall looks MUST BE handmade/unique/tattered/grungy in nature. It often serves as a nostagic rememberance/keepsake album for the intended owner & contains space allowances/ room for the intended owner to add & contribute to the personalized book.

"Let's collect all my old concert tickets and bind them into a my old hymnal and make it a junk journal," said the creative artist.

by Alice In Wonderland Reject May 9, 2019