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Justin

A small child like man. Who drives big trucks to make up for the lack of size in his pants. And enjoys playing with children in inappropriate ways

omg, that guy was such a justin! Needless to say ill never be going out with that guy again!

by hawk69er December 23, 2009

61๐Ÿ‘ 114๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justin

A hairy beast of a man usually found at the bar between the hours of midnight and 2AM. This subject is the worst of the worst when it comes to bad pick up lines. He makes loud growling noises when left to his own and normally has a large stain on his pants around his pelvic region. A real wast of human skin.

Bill: Look at that skumbag at the bar.

Julia: Yeah he tried to pick me up by saying "Heaven must be missing an angel" I said "Why?" and he said, "Because you landed in my life"

Bill: Damn, what a Justin.

by Masek One March 13, 2010

43๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justin

no friends, complete liar about everything, very small cock, wears abnormally large shirts, drama starter, rumor spreader, faggot, out of the closet homosexual, is a virgin(and always will be), listens to bands hes never heard of in his life, and a poser little bitch.

justin.. = (read definition)

by itdoesntmatterdoesit September 18, 2010

39๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justin

Justin, a HUGE doucher, a boy who deserves to die, sexy but needs to get a fucking clue about how to treat girls, he makes 13 year old girls fall for him and give him BJs, he pretends to care and will leave as soon as he gets your pussy, he's a genius but he's fail his freshman year 3 times, a pedofile, comes back as soon as you get over him, needs to get a life and treat people better. End of the description of Justin. (Not ALL Justins)

*Boy comes back after having sex with a girl and leaving her for months RIGHT after she gets over him FINALLY!!*

Boy" Hey..."
Girl: "FUCK YOU!! YOU'RE SUCH A JUSTIN YOU ASS!!!"

by rabidkitty October 5, 2010

36๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justin

a really big douche bag who cheats on his girlfriend and breaks other girls' hearts. what an asshole.

he cheated on you? he sounds like another "justin" to me. what a douche.

by heartbroken111 February 5, 2010

47๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


justin

Hepatitus A caused by poop on the ovaries, most commonly found in cranky girls who have been stepped on.

"Mann! i just got back from the doctor's, looks i have a bad case of justin!"

by pamkyra1423 August 30, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justine

Spends most of her time, even with friends, reading fanfiction or roleplaying. Addicted to Supernatural and similar shows. Usually has brown hair. Greasy brown hair, due to a lack of showering. That also generates a very fragrant smell of cat piss that sticks to any she touches. Beware of Justines. She seems all quirky and cool at first, but she will be obnoxious, and if you date her, oh boy. Be prepare to be used up and cheated on. Does not know her boundaries, and will expect you to keep her as her number one priority while she forgets you. Cannot decide if she hates you or loves you. Likes tailplugs and pulling her bra straps down to her elbows for some reason even though it just grosses people out. Also a druggie. Generally a smart idea to avoid her and live a happy life. Show no mercy.

Me: Hey dawgs, Justine's back in town again.
My crew: *Dies a bit inside*

by Tatter Davis February 19, 2018

11๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž