keep it sho

Remove fat girls from a party by telling security they sellin drugs

oi, ders dat fat one who look like a female Jeremy Clarkson,
Tiem 4 exit son, keep it sho

Keep it 100

Keep it pure--like keep it kosher.

"Ye told me to kill yall to keep it 100" Jay-Z - DOA

keep it hangin'

Term used in basketball when a player hits a perfect swish, usually called out by another teammate or occasionally the douchebag that took the shot. After taking the shot you keep your hand in the same position it was in as the ball was released because the shot was just that perfect others playing want to see the form.

Juwan: *Hits perfect shot from 3*

Ben: "Thats what I'm talking about Keep it hangin'"

"Damn that shot was nice! Next time keep it hangin'!! "

Keep It Together

A phrase uttered when a person(s) is trying extremely hard to not laugh at an inappropriate time.

DoritoBag!Wildcat: *Turns around, making the sound of a crinkling bag of doritos as he does so*

*Everyone else absolutely loses it*

(Attempt 2)

*Wildcat does the same thing as before*

Wildcat: ALRIGHT MEN! We've been stuck on this god forsaken planet... *shakes bag* FOR FAR TOO LONG!

*Vanoss starts snickering*

Wildcat: ...Keep it together, guys!

*Everyone starts laughing*

Wildcat: We're gonna keep doing this until it's not even remotely funny anymore.

you will keep

“You will keep” means you have it coming

My babe said.

I don’t forget, I am like an elephant. You will keep.

keep the stickers

Go fuck yourself.

Usually said when something goes awry.

This is the last time we will ever meet, bitch. Keep the stickers.

keeps the change

The act of swallowing a man's cum

I shot my load in her mouth and found out she keeps the change.