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kind joey

Kind joey is a sexual act involving a hot chick going down on a guy with a small penis because she feels bad for him.

This chick rejected me, but she gave me a kind joey, so I don't care.

by Jellyfish998 October 5, 2017


Kind Woman

Definitely just Nihachu. If there was a spider in her apartment, she'd just befriend it. No lie.

"The most kind woman in this room is Nihachu."
"Obviously!!"

by mcytf4n May 18, 2021


kind badass

I’d say someone that would talk to their plants and say nice things to help them grow and would also full send things and would possibly jump off a cliff or something of the sort. With a bungee cord

Wow, look! There’s a kind badass talking to plants and jumping off that cliff

by sarahelvis September 7, 2021


Kind Fart

A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.

Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?

Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*

by Downr@nge December 1, 2016


kindding

Kinda of Kidding. When you want to explain that your overreaction wasn't completely unjust.

You're the worst at this. I'm kindding but you do need improvement.

by Al the Fig October 18, 2018


What kind of deal?

When something unbelievable occurs/ happens.

You are writing a paper on Microsoft Word and you computer suddenly shuts down and you lose everything that you typed. You can't believe what just happened and so you say "what kind of deal?!"

by Don't Consent August 27, 2021


Kindness CEO

A Kindness CEO believes the measure of a successful enterprise is not found in profit margins, but in the effect the organization has on its environment.

A Kindness CEO is a leader who puts people before profits.

by GoodHumanBeing.org July 27, 2022