Kitten Flu

A rare and always fatal disease which kills in 4 days. Kitten flu starts off with normal flu like symptoms but then on the second day ears start forming on your skull and a tail starts to form on your rear, this process is excruciatingly painful. On the fourth day when the ears and tail are fully formed, they fall off, your heart explodes and you die. Kitten Flu, though believed to be originated from kittens, is not passed out to humans through contact with the animal.

random person 1: "i feel really sick and my head and lower back hurt like mad, its hard to describe"

random person 2:" does it feel almost like something is growing out of them?"

random person 1: "actually, yeah, thats exactly what it feels like

random person 2: oh shit bro, i think you might have kitten flu, get away from me!"

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litter of kittens

n. ; multiple pieces of feces at least 2.5 courics a piece accumulated in one sitting.

"Man, I just gave birth to a litter of kittens in your upstairs restroom. My bad, nyuggah."

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Pile of Kittens

A game where two or more people lay on each other and cuddle, like a pile of kittens.

Emily : Who's up to play pile of kittens ???

Charlynn : FOR SURE but you're on bottom !

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kitten mittens

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.

Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.

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sweater kittens

incredible female breasts as viewed by a male when their slight movement creates arousal

for fucksake those sweater kittens are turning me into Tony the tiger.

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Sky Kitten

Common household fly.

Name inspired by PETAs 'Sea Kitten' campaign to re-brand fish as cute animals and their subsequent objections to Barack Obama's killing of a fly during a news conference.

Aww - don't kill that fly! They're Sky Kittens you know. You wouldn't swat a kitten!! ...or would you?

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Basket of kittens

Teh best picture in the whole damn world

Last night I can't stop staring at the basket of kittens

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