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a far right politician, white supremaciest and leader of the paramilitary group, HOG. often enjoys riding into the northern territory on his harley davidson and hunting down blackies, which he hates. a strong user of anti climax spray and uses at least fifty durex condoms per round.
dude, i think i just saw max lag coming back from his most recent blackie hunt!
Basically an informal term for ''mental retardation''. Can be used by gamers.
Dude 1: 1+1 isn't 2! It's 11!
Dude 2: Do you have mental lag or something?
A slang (but not necessarilly derrogative) term for students at Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School of Music & Art and Performing Arts. More commonly known as just LaGuardia. Perhaps referencing to LaGuardia's large population of "out" homosexuals. Perhaps referencing to the fact that in the long run, we're just cooler and more talented than everyone else.
Jim: Hey Todd. Can you chill with us over at Columbus Circle today?
Todd: Naw man, I'm smoking up with the lag fags. you know they got the best shit!
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A moment while having sexual intercourse when you stop for a second or 2 in penetrating the woman's (or if gay, man's Asshole) vagina.
No Fuck Lag:
===(>)
Fuck Lag:
===> ()
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That two-three day lag which one exeriences after a long weekend of debaucherous sex. Generally it takes a couple of sleeps and a long shower or two to get over it. One of the grimiest ways you can ever feel. Spent.
"I'm sorry Joe, can't come out tonight due to extreme sex lag, need to get some sleep real bad or my brain won't turn on again".
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Temporary inability to piss when you're at the urinal.
"Sorry I couldn't come back to class quickly, Mrs. Johnson. I was suffering from mad piss lag."
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Gal pal spelled backwards = Lap lag. A male who befrinds lots of girls, often disregarding their own male gender friends.
Lap lags often can relate to girls about fashion, clothes, shoes, nails, "in" hair styles, and love to converse w/ girls about gossip & drama on the couch under a snuggly warm blanket and a good movie. Lap lags also like to sit at "all girl" lunch tables and get the inside scoop on female culture. Being taf, cute, and in love with video games are optional, but are usually present in a "lap lag""gal or "gal pal"
Scene . Guy at an All Male Lunch table. MJ at an all female lunch table
Guy : Hey get over here and stop being a lap lag
MJ: Dude shutup were talking about some serious stuff over here, if only you could my feelings!
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