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when rolling a blunt and the excess weed on the
ends of the blunt falls into yout lap amounting
in a considerable amount of weed.
"dude i dropped a lot of weed on my lap."
"dawg you got weed lap."
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when a girl has sex with a guy in every IFC fraternity on campus.
"Did you hear that Becky finished her frat lap last night, she slept with a guy from all 14 frats."
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female genitalia (see moose-knuckle or camel toe) and surrounding decor ranging from stubble to full blown house plant.
He munched her lap brocolli while she moaned ecstatically.
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Do you know these situations when you’re just really bored and all you can think of doing is going into the kitchen searching for something tasty to at although you aren’t hungry at all?
These situations often cause people to do a spoon-lap. A spoon-lap is a quick round through the whole kitchen (or any other place you store food) where you just eat bits of various foods which don’t need preparation in a random order not paying attention to whether it is sweet, salty or sour or whatever flavour…
These situations mostly occur when you’re home alone or your TV-program is on commercial.
It’s called spoon-lap because most of the popular things you just grab or eat/drink out of their can/jar/bag/carton are consumed best with a spoon.
Popular spoon-lap foods: peanut butter yoghurts, Nutella, lasagne and other noodle-dishes, leftovers in general, granola, canned fruits, milk, pie, preserves and pickled stuff…
You of course don’t clean your spoon between dumping it in to different food stuff…
a Is Jake home?
b You gotta look for him upstairs - he’s about to complete his third spoon-lap
I just did a great spoon lap! I had a pickle, some of my favourite yoghurt, a bit of the macaroni-with-cheese-left-over from today’s lunch, some cereals and then I scoped out the freezer…man, I didn’t know that we had this delicious raspberry ice cream!!!
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This is the act of using your laptop for whatever purpose.
He is busy, still lap-topping.
Lap-topping is not permitted in this area.
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A small person with little man with a larger than life ego.
One who looks down on others for their own personal gain
My boss is such a lap monkey, trying to look big in front of his peers, don't be an rj?
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Get laid and party. A lifestyle habit that no one can ever complain about.
Bro1: "hey what you doing this weekend?"
Bro2: "same shit different weekend. G-LAP!"
Bro1: "lucky bastard"
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